“THE TRAILER”
[i.e. what's inside this book]
MILITARY: TOP 10
01. Military Minutia
02. Mission Planning and Execution
03. Area Studies and X-Rated Weather Girls
04. Intelligence Gathering
05. Camouflage, Cover and Concealment
06. Infiltration-Exfiltration Techniques
07. Immediate Actions Drills (IADs)
08. Hasty Ambush and Ranger Pudding
09. Hand-to-Hand Combat
10. Charlie (still) Can’t Surf
INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX: BOTTOM 10
01. Crank Control and Dookie Management
02. Rosemary’s Baby
03. Chief BOHICA (bend over here it comes again)
04. Fire for Effect: Painting the Red-Eye
05. Recycling Golden Showers
06. Personal and Personnel Hieroglyphics
07. Rubik Cubing and Corporate Kabuki
08. Mae West Math and Microwaved Financials
09. George Washington’s Expense Account
10. A Corporate Car Jack Manual
And not to worry, the book also has a "conventional" table of contents for all of the unconventional materials included therein.
Excerpted from A-Teaming. Copyright 1996-2024 by Call Sign Walrus. All Rights Reserved
This book was not authorized by or affliliated with etc. etc. Full disclaimer on HOME PAGE (i.e. GROUND ZERO). That said, as for the latest geographic update as to where your defense tax dollars are being applied (or misapplied) just turn on CNN. And to be "fair and balanced" both Democrats and Republicans are equally culpable. And please support ALL the troops. World War II may have ended in 1945 but our continuing troop presence in Germany and Japan needs your support. As for Korea, please don't forget to support them either, they've been there since? Ditto countless other countries for equally... oh never mind - we'll just borrow more money from the People's Republic of China.
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